ebonyeyes1984: byrongraffiti: leroywilsoneerht: ishsweeney: Wait. Omg it’s back.
best-of-funny: graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife X
katkinkat: i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...– Louise Erdrich, The Painted Drum LP (via disemboweled)
Tell people about your religion without the use of your tongue– Imam Jaffar Alsadiq (via brittanyschoice)
tips for crying
- let yourself cry - drink plenty of water or you might get a headache and the cry will feel more like a punishment than a catharsis - if you wipe away tears before they can fall down your cheeks maybe think about that. your tears are not an inconvenience you do not need to minimize them. - let yourself cry
chrssy: riding your man like
cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
radicalrebellion: People who want to tell Black women how to live/react/exist when they have never spent a day as a Black woman
spectaclesinscript: somethingclever219: lunagurl: roughrimjob: when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DYING! What is this?! #ActualDeath
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
stargazingeyes: OH SNAP!
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
best-of-funny: hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept X