May 2012
April 2012
John F***ing Doe: A story in a small Nigerian town →
itsthegoodguy:
It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 1000 Naira note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to…
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure...
– (via itsthegoodguy)
Dear Lord, I pray for Patience.
omoyoruba:
Give me the will to not act out in the heat of the moment.
To not spoil the relationships I have made.
To speak not with a sharp tongue but with a calm one.
Give my Heart Peace.
Let me not wish ill upon my neighbour because of petty arguments we’ve had.
Give me a compromising Heart.
I just pray that you Take Control. Because we both know that I can’t do it alone, no matter...
If you are waiting for a man who is cute, honest,...
tobiey:
disappe4r:
I AM DYING! WHAT IS AIR!
lmfaooooo
ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
That pathetic look on your face while you're...
cantfindreality:
-makemesmile:
i swear exactly this. pillow and everything