Here is something people should know about me: I'm...
GETTING WATER AT NIGHT.
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genpadalecki: how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc how do you do that and then decide to name that baby laquisha
feeltheendless: Bu Ian Somerhalder : Bu da ben : SEX GOD
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
Greeting someone I dislike:
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doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Me: hello is anyone there
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao